The wait is finally over, the long awaited and anticipated swine flu is here, hell yeah! You can't turn on the radio without hearing the news about hunderds of billions of infected in Ukraine with the horrible death toll of someone's grandma, a hobo and a circus midget! Seriously, how much do the pharma corporations pay the media to make such a big deal out of it? Well, at least they're taking a break from holocaust spam for a while - during the halloween weekend I turned the radio on three times and they were always rambling on about jews, because not enough families died in the traffic accidents while traveling to their ancestor's burial grounds on All Souls' Day. For fuck's sake, commercial media piss me off!

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1. What is your current ringtone?
Turmion Kätilöt - Teurastaja [link]

2. What is your current wallpaper?
[link]

3. Do you own a picture phone?
I think so.

4. Go to your text message inbox and type what the 10th message says:
ERA: Nadal brak Twojego zgłoszenia a Twój numer jest na liście do FINAŁU gry o Volkswagena Polo i 35000zł. DZIŚ do 24:00. Pisz KASA na 7330
For those who do not know Polish - this is provider's usual spam.

5. How many contacts do you have on your phone?
36

6. Go to your missed calls. 5th missed call...who is it?


8. Who was the last person you spoke to on your phone?


9. What service do you have?
Era Tak Tak

10. At this very moment, how many bars do you have for your service battery?
3/3

11. Who's on your speed dial number 5?
Don't have.

12. Do you have voicemail?
Nope.

13. How many contacts that start with the letter D do you have:
1

14. Who do you call the most???
I do not call anyone.

15. How many text messages do you get a month?
200-300, I think. Maybe more.

16. Can you send pictures?
Yep.

17. What are the last 4 digits to your number?
4428

18. Go to your sent texts, what does the eighth one say?
Nothing, I do not store sent texts.

19. What about the 15th?
See: 18.

20. Who's the last person that you called?
Mum.

22. Last person that texted you?


23. Last person you added to your contacts?
Mate from college.

24. How many minutes are on your plan
0

25. Do you like your phone?
Samsung D900i. It has so many irritating dumb flaws that it's designers deserve to be shot. In the guts. And left to die slow and excruciatingly painful deaths.

YOUR BOY SIDE:

[ ] you love hoodies
[ ] you love jeans
[ ] dogs are better than cats
[X] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall
[X] you've played with/against boys on a team?
[X] shopping is torture
[X] sad movies suck
[ ] you own a XBOX
[X] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[ ] you owned a DS PS2 or Sega (I owned Amiga 500, sweet little thing made years before this quiz' creator was procreated)
[ ] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[ ] you watch sports on TV
[X] gory movies are cool
[ ] you used to go to your dad for advice
[ ] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport
[ ] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh (I used to play Pokeymans, that was long before this shit came around)
[ ] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear (that's just chavtastic)
[X] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[X] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[X] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[ ] sports are fun
[X] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth
[ ] you sleep at night with your socks on
[X] you have fished at least once

TOTAL= 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE

[ ] you like to shop
[ ] you wear eyeliner
[ ] you wear the color pink
[ ] you go to your mom for advice
[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport
[ ] you hate wearing all black
[ ] you like going to the mall
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[ ] you like wearing jewelery
[ ] you cried watching The Notebook (WTF is that anyway?)
[ ] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics
[ ] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed
[ ] you smile a lot more than you should
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[ ] you care about what you look like majority of the time
[ ] you like wearing dresses
[ ] you like wearing body spray/deoderant (that shit makes me itch)
[ ] you like high heel shoes
[ ] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[ ] you like putting makeup on others
[ ] you like being the star of almost everything

TOTAL: 0

Boy - 11
Girl - 0

Who would have thought, right?

I got back home yesterday after relaxing two weeks at 's place and now I have work to do + I bought The Orange Box = 10k art will be postponed. No STALKER-like postponed, no. Expect it in the following month!

PS. Steam aliases, plz? Mine's Kelu.

===#update#===
Looks like it won't be delayed. I started sketching and the pictrue evolves on it's own, I'm so absorbed that I can't even play TF2. Also: good looking tits are fucking hard to draw, goddamit!

===#update2#===
Lineart is done. Tomorrow I'll hopefully colour it.

Thanks for 10k pageviews, ladies and gentlemen.
I know it's just a number, but...

*champagne cork pop*
Hooray.

Any suggestions what should I draw to celebrate the occasion?