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Fucking Shark Anthem
ALL HAI--L THE MOTHER-FUCKING SHA--RKS!
ON THE ASS OF THE JE--TS THEY LEAVE THIER MA--RK!
WE CRUSH AND KILL AND MAIME THE--M,
AND MAKE THE JETS SUCK OUR GE--MS,
WE SPIT IN THIER MOUTHS AND THEY SWALLOW OUR PHLE--GM!
ALL HAIL THE MOTHER-FUCKING SHA--RKS!
ON A MISSION FOR JET BLOOD, WE EMBA--RK!
SOON THEY WILL EXPERIENCE
TOTAL AND COMPLETE SILENCE
WE WILL GIVE THEM AIDS AND BLOODY STOOL!
WE WILL PUT THEM IN COMA BEDS AND WA--TCH THE--M DROO--L!
SOON OUR JET ENEMIES WILL REMA--RK
"ALL HAI--L THE MOTHER-FUCKING SHA--RKS!"
VICTORY WILL BE OUR--S!
FU--CK YEEEESSSS!!!
CHORUS:
NOM NOM NOM,
MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH,
NOM NOM NOM,
FUCK FUCK