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Pointless shit

Sun Jun 28, 2009, 2:53 PM
I've passed all the exams for this semester, so I have lotsa free time, but all the shit I've tried to draw recently turned out to be too much of DERP to finish and upload, so here you go - another pointless journal entry! (stolen off :iconriandro:)

ANOREXIA
[ ] you have dry skin
[ ] you eat 1 meal
[ ] you're very weak
[ ] you hate yourself
[ ] you starve yourself
[ ] you have low self esteem
[ ] you use laxatives
[ ] you need to be more skinny
[ ] people always say you're skinny
[X] people think you are too skinny
Total: 1

ADHD (ATTENTION DEFICIT/HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER)
[ ] your mind is all over the place
[ ] you are hyper most of the time
[ ] you barely pay attention to anything
[X] you can't cooperate well
[ ] you talk all the time
[ ] you need attention 24/7
Total: 1

BIPOLAR DISORDER
[ ] you can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.
[ ] you are very irritable
[X] you are anti social
[ ] you have very high self esteem sometimes
[ ] you are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex
[ ] you have thought of/attempted suicide
Total: 1

BULIMIA NERVOSA
[ ] you throw up all of your food.
[ ] you throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] you have no control over how you eat.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[ ] you have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[ ] you always say you are fat, when you aren't.
[ ] people think you're way too skinny
Total: 0

CONDUCT DISORDER
[ ] you are a bully.
[ ] you threaten other people.
[ ] you often find yourself in fights.
[ ] you have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] you are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] you have raped/molested someone.
[ ] you destroy property on purpose
[ ] you always lie.
[ ] you stay out all night.
[ ] you have run away from home.
Total: 0

DEPRESSION
[ ] You are always sad
[ ] You find no hope in your future
[x] You find no longer excitement over the activities you use to love.
[x] you always find yourself in bed/around the house all day
[ ] You have low self esteem.
[ ] everything bad happens is always your fault.
[ ] you always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[ ] You are failing school (sorta, only one class)
[ ] You have thought of/attempted suicide
[ ] you have run away from home
[ ] Hope is no longer there for you
Total: 2

OCD (OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER)
[ ] You have daily rituals
[x] you have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[ ] you have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[ ] you have to keep things in a certain order.
[ ] you have harmed yourself.
[ ] you are afraid you will get a std, aids, or any kind of germs.
[ ] you have to check some stuff over again
Total: 1

PTSD (POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER)
[X] you repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[ ] you repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[ ] you sometimes think the event will happen again.
[x] you can be/are anti-social.
[x] you have lost interest in the things you used to love.
[ ] You have not had a lot of sleep lately.
[ ] you worry about dying at a early age or dying at all.
[ ] you can have angry outbursts.
[ ] You act younger than your age.
Total: 3

SCHIZOPHRENIA
[ ] you often have hallucinations
[ ] you have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[ ] you can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[ ] you think people are always staring or talking about you.
[ ] you have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[ ] you have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex.
[X] you do not take care of your hygiene like you should. (HEY-GEE-EEN?! WOT DA ZOG IZ DAT?)
[x] you are very shy.
[ ] you often talk to yourself.
Total: 2

I AM SANE - UP YOURS, CHAOS!

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  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Korpiklaani - Karkelo
  • Reading: Monstrous Regiment
  • Playing: heroic naxx
  • Eating: Polish style pickled cucumber
  • Drinking: grapefruit juice

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Kraków
  • Interests: wh40k, gaming, music, books
  • Favourite movie: "Apocalypse Now!", "The Godfather"
  • Favourite band or musician: Korpiklaani
  • Favourite genre of music: folk metal
  • Favourite artist: Rawynn
  • Favourite poet or writer: Joseph Heller
  • Favourite photographer: lol photography
  • Favourite style of art: big tats, wide hips
  • Operating System: winXP
  • MP3 player of choice: Creative ZEN Nano Plus
  • Shell of choice: flak 88
  • Wallpaper of choice: gals
  • Skin of choice: human
  • Favourite game: Fallout
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC, consoles = HERESY
  • Favourite cartoon character: Battle Pope
  • Personal Quote: The horror! The horror!
  • Tools of the Trade: shit tablet and photoshop 5

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That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork /b/tard" bullshit that's going on in the 4d20 system right now. Fa/tg/uys deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine fa/tg/uy in 4chan for 2,400,000 gp (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut Nobolis rulebooks with my fa/tg/uy.

4chan trolls spend years working on a single fa/tg/uy and provoke it up to a million times to produce the most rage-prone posters known to mankind.

Fa/tg/uys are thrice as angry as /v/irgins and thrice as grammar nazi-ing for that matter too. Anything a /v/irgin can rage over, a fa/tg/uy can rage over even harder. I'm pretty sure a fa/tg/uy could easily derail a /v/ thread with a simple single-line troll post.

Ever wonder why medieval /d/ never bothered buggering /tg/? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined fa/tg/uys and their rulebook citations of destruction. Even in World War II, /co/mrades targeted the fa/tg/uy first because their trolling power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Fa/tg/uys are simply the best trolls that the internet has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the 4d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for fa/tg/uys:

(One-Handed Exotic Poster) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Poster) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the trolling power of fa/tg/uys on the internet, don't you think?

tl;dr = Fa/tg/uys need to do more damage in 4d20, see my new stat block.

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Thanks for the recent fave and your comment! :)
Fav well deserved! :D

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Thank you very much for the watch! I wish I knew more about WH40k, I don't get any of the warhammer jokes :<

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If you have too much time on your hands, then reading [link] might be a good start :)

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The Emperor protects.
When reading WH40k canon it struck me how much Blizzard have taken from it in their Starcraft franchise

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Blizzard was making a licensed Warhammer game, but somehow the shit got messed up and Games Workshop refused to endorse it, and there you go - Warcraft I. Much of Starcraft seems to be *inspired* by 40k, but it lacks the grimdark (just like Warcraft compared to Warhammer). But 40k had its own inspirations, like Starship Troopers (the book, not the crappy movie) for example - Spess Mehreens seem to be 50% ripoff of mobile infantry, just mixed with some monks and Superman.

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The Emperor protects.
Thanks for the fav :D
You're welcome! :ahoy:

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The Emperor protects.
I ask of u first primach of Imperium of Man club be the judge of me contest in the emperahs name

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For the Immortal-god emperor of man!

A random thought is good and all but its heresy "Blam"
:mib:
By the Emperor, it shall be so!

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The Emperor protects.
ok since juskan is me commissar judge what type of judge i make u hmmm?

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For the Immortal-god emperor of man!

A random thought is good and all but its heresy "Blam"
:mib:
No idea :D

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The Emperor protects.
u can be second opinon in it [link] heres a entrey

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For the Immortal-god emperor of man!

A random thought is good and all but its heresy "Blam"
:mib:
Also, thx for the fav.

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You're welcome!

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The Emperor protects.
Thanks for the fav. :]

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As my starshine and magical powers come to an end, I come to despair as I am killed by the one who killed my love. As I slowly die, I come to a conclusion.
\"This sucks.\"
You're welcome! :ahoy:

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The Emperor protects.
Wow~ nice gallery..:iconimhappyplz:

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Thanks, dude, likewise :D

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thanks for faving! :)
You're welcome, good undead stuff! :D

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this is for you =)
[link]

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Thanks for the recent fav! :)
You're welcome - as always your WARMACHINE art is of outstanding quality! :)

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